Lert

The correct way to ask someone if they are coming yet

A person who, for no medical reason, but merely wilful ignorance, lacks the intellectual capacity to make good decisions.

A child (most commonly a boy) between the ages of 7 to 12 who acts obnoxiously. They possess no verbal filter nor inside voice.

Alert af. Being in a state of constant focus and awareness of surroundings.

referring to a $1 bill; usually said in the projects.

(n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.

To be in a state of "lert" is when your in the mood to basically fuck shit up.

When you are "lert" there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).

Lert and fuck go hand in hand.

Jesus once said: Fuck bitches, Get Lert.